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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
- You're here for Ly-ly 

2. What do you want other people say about you?
- Great Ly-ly. Great times.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
- You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with ly-ly

4. How would you answer a booty call?
- A Day Without Ly-Ly is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
- welcome to ly-ly country

6. To someone you dislike?
- How do you  eat your Lyly?


7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
- It's Lyly time.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
- How many licks does it take to take you to the center of a Lyly?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
- Little. yellow. different. lyly

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- uh-oh better get lyly

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- a lyly is forever.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- you press the lyly, we do the rest.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- it's that lyly feeling

14. If you're going to have a movies about your life, the title is...
- Wow! I could have had a Lyly!

15. Your last words before you die...
- It's a beautiful lyly

16. Your message to a special someone..
- Have you forgotten how Lyly tastes?

17. Title of this post will be...
- poppin' fresh lyly

WAITING FOR YOUR LOVE

By: Stevie B.

** I just love this song. haha! emo..

How can I explain
The sorrow and my pain
I believe that you and I should be
Together once again
Every night I pray
That you 19ll come back to me
But the tears keep falling down my face
When you 19re not around

But not no more
Gone away
All I do is wait for you
Each and every day
But not no more
Gone away
All I do is wait for you
Each and every day

Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I 19m wondering where you are
Are you with another guy
Are you showing him the world
Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I wanna see your smile
Brighten up my day
Yes I 19m waiting for your love
Yes I 19m waiting for your love

Didn 19t sleep last night
I 19m waiting by the phone
Wondering where you are tonight
If you are alone
If I had another chance
I 19d never let you go
My heart 19s been broken in two
And it 19s all because of you

But not no more
Gone away
All I do is wait for you
Each and every day
But not no more
Gone away
All I do is wait for you
Each and every day

Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I 19m wondering where you are
Are you with another guy
Are you showing him the world
Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I wanna see your smile
Brighten up my day
Yes I 19m waiting for your love
Yes I 19m waiting for your love

Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I 19m wondering where you are
Are you with another guy
Are you showing him the world
Oh I 19m waiting for your love
I wanna see your smile
Brighten up my day
Yes I 19m waiting for your love
Yes I 19m waiting for your love

A QUESTIONNAIRE I FOUND ONLINE:

001. Real name: Guess mo na lang.  
002. Nicknames: Ly-Ly (pronounced as lie-lie/ lai-lai), which was taken from my first name.
003. Married: Nope
004. Zodiac sign: Leo
005. Male or female: FEMALE
006. Age: 19
007. Highschool: WVSU-ILS
008. College: ST. PAUL UNIVERSITY ILOILO
009. Residence: basta, somewhere in Iloilo City  *off limits sa stalkers*. LOL

010. Hair color: BLACK
011. Long or short hair : MEDIUM LENGTH
012. Smoke: NEVER. *bad for my heart. Literally.*
013. Drink: YEAH. BUT NEVER DRUNK. *bad for my heart too. Sucks, right?*
014. Available/taken: NBSB AKO
015. Height: 5'3"
016. Do you have a crush?: Now? I dunno. Before, yes.
017. Do you like yourself: of course. I’m vain.
018. Piercings: YEAH. Both ears.
020. Tattoos: NONE.
021. Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
022. First surgery: NEVER.
023: First piercing: EARS.
024. First best friend/s: Kurdapya, Kana. *forgot the name of the other kanto kids. LOL*
025. First award: --- i forgot. Day-care pako nun.

028. First vacation: Roxas City? I dunno. I was a baby that time.
029. First concert: SA SCHOOL. FORGOT the band’s name.
030. First crush: JC. Prep classmate.
049. Eating: Of course.
050. Drinking: Yes, water.
052. I'm about to: become an RN, then an MD. LOL
053. Listening: Pokerface.
054. Food: ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT VEGGIES. HAHA
055. Drinks: WATER.
056. Colors: PINK.  VIOLET & GOLD too>> BATCH COLOR NAMIN.
057. Numbers: 3, 14.
056. YOUR FUTURE : I’LL ASK ROSS, THE PALM-READER. LOL
058. Want kids: YEP. I adore lil kids.
059. Want to get married: live-in lang. LOL. Syempre, oo.
060. Careers in mind: nurse. Wag na doctor. Humble ako. LOL
WHICH IS BETTER:
068. Lips or eyes: Lips?
069. Hugs or kisses: HUGS. *never been kissed*
070. Shorter or taller: TALLER syempre!
072. Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANEOUS. Parang extempo. LOL

073.Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms. Pang-power hug. LOL

074. Sensitive or loud: LOUD, coz I talk a lot.
075. Hook-up or relationship: relationship syempre. Hook-ups? Been there. Done that. LOL

078. Kissed a stranger: I’ve never kissed someone I like, so strangers pa kaya.
079. Drank bubbles: huwaat? I’m not retarded or psychotic.
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope.  I treasure them both. LOL
081. Ran away from home: NEVER. I love my family.
082. Liked someone younger: YEAH.
083. Older: Yeah, lots of times na.
084. Broken someones heart: SADLY, YES. LOTS NA. *sorry, didn’t mean to*
085. Been arrested: NOPE. GOOD GIRL ‘TO.
086. Turned someone down: YEAH. *sorry again*
087. Cried when someone died: Sa TV oo. Sa real life hindi pa. hehe
088. Liked a friend: Yeah, I did. *puppy love. Lol*
089. In yourself: a soul? Di ko gets ang tanong. LOL
090. Miracles: I believe in miracles.
091. Love at first sight: yep.
092. Heaven: Yep. Maraming heaven dito sa earth. LOL
093. Santa claus: Yeah, I still do. *kid at heart*
094. Sex on the first date: VIRGIN ‘to. LOL.
095. The more you hate, the more you love:  No. When I hate you, I really hate you.
096. Angels: I am one. LOL
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there one person you want to be with you right now? YEP. Miss my brother whole lots.
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at a time: NBSB nga ako eh. *no boyfriend since birth*
099. Do you believe in God? Of course I do.

I AM REALLY CRAZY OVER THIS SONG RIGHT NOW. MATAGAL NA 'TO, I KNOW. BUT STILL, THE LYRICS ARE SOO *OUCH*. TITLE PA LANG, SENTI NA.

A LITTLE TOO NOT OVER YOU

by: David Archuleta *you rock*

It never crossed my mind at all
That's what I tell myself
What we had has come and gone
You're better off with someone else
It is for the best
I know it is
But I see you

Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You're with him now
I just can't figure it out

Tell me why
You're so hard to forget
Don't remind me
I'm not over it
Tell me why
I can't seem to face the truth
I'm just a little too not over you

Memories suppose to fade
What's wrong with my heart
Shake it off let it go
Didn't think it would be this hard
Should be strong, moving on
But I see you

Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside
And I turn around
You're with him now
I just can't figure it out

Tell me why
You're so hard to forget
Don't remind me
I'm not over it
Tell me why
I can't seem to face the truth
I'm just a little too not over you

Maybe I regret
Everything I said
No way to take it all back
Yeah
Now I'm on my own
How I let you go
I'll never understand
I'll never understand
Yeah, ohhh.

Tell me why
You're so hard to forget
Don't remind me
I'm not over it
Tell me why
I can't seem to face the truth
I'm just a little too not over you
 
Tell me why
You're so hard to forget
Don't remind me
I'm not over it
Tell me why
I can't seem to face the truth
And I really don't know what to do
I'm just a little too not over you

Not over you, ooh.
 

“Research indicates that young people injure themselves because they can’t handle intense feelings and so turn to self-destructive behavior as a way to express their emotions.” This was the line that struck me the most after reading the article, and I strongly agree with it since I can very much relate.

          I have a few good friends who take refuge in injuring themselves when the going gets really tough. And I have seen the horrible scars on their wrists. They told me they do it because of the intense hurt and depression that they feel, while some tell me that they do it for no reason at all, which I doubt that what they said is true. It’s very common nowadays for adolescents to self-injure themselves because it was their way of coping with life’s stresses and disappointments. It’s like their form of defense mechanism, in which they inflict pain physically in order for them to be momentarily distracted from the psychological pain they are feeling. This is a very disturbing behavior indeed, and this has become the reason why a lot of teens are brought to the Emergency department. They sometimes go beyond the limit and injure themselves to the point of near-death.

          I will not deny the fact that I, too, attempted to inflict physical injury on myself when it came to a point in my life (about 4 or 5 years back) that I was no longer able to bear my loneliness and depression. Yes, I did think of injuring myself, however, that was only an attempt. I wasn’t looking for a way to die, but was only trying to make the psychological pain go away, even if it’s just temporary. But, I never had enough courage to mutilate myself, so I placed the blade back to where I’ve found it. That’s why I was interested in this article. I was worried that maybe there was something wrong with me since I also attempted to hurt myself. And after reading the article, I was relieved when I’ve learned that self-injury is not a failed suicide attempt, but a form of dealing with living. I’ve come to know healthy ways of how to cope up with sadness and depression, and I will definitely not make the same mistake of holding the blade again when I’m really down.

          As a health care giver, I found this article very much helpful in dealing with these kind of patients. I have learned what and how to assess if a patient is a self-abuser or is at high risk of self-injury, and I must take note of the client’s verbal cues also. I’ve also learned that listening to them is a must and we must engage them in psychotherapy, such as cognitive behavioral therapy so they can understand their thoughts and behaviors and so they may have better impulse control. I can also apply these to my friends who continue to self-mutilate despite the advices given to them. Counseling plus drug therapy with opiate receptor blockers have also been found effective for these patients. It is our priority as nurses to help reduce these destructive behaviors in order for them to deal with life’s stresses normally and in a healthy way.

          Indeed, after reading the article, I have gained new insights regarding self-injury, which I can apply not only to my patients but also to self-abusers I know.